What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something...– Best Funny Jokes.
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Get Fucked Bill I’m not doing that you can go on top now.– Sookie
FOLLOW MY TUMBLR SITE!
FOLLOW MY TUMBLR SITE OR I WILL BITE YOU AND SUCK YOUR BLLOOOOD! NAH. JUST KIDDING. NUM NUM NUM.
For those who say Godrick and I are gay I will hit you hard in nuts.
TRUE BLOOD - True Blood is the most popular synthesized drink imported from Japan and able to satisfy the thirst of any Undead. DEATH AT SUNRISE - Death At Sunrise is a spin on that old favorite, replacing grenadine with True Blood makes this risky concoction a Vamp favorite. BLOODY MARY - Poor Mary. She gave a little of herself in this drink, mixed with a clear blended...
The Bite Bar Menu
The Offer For The Rare A Possitive Blood Is Now On Sale For $1406. Please See @EricNorthmanTB In The Back Office For More Detail Blood Martinis! Improved With Hints Of Strawberries And Taiwan Blood. Order Now For $3.80 A Glas TruBloods Both Type O Positive And O Negative At The Bar. Order Now Only $4.00 And Bottle. Vampire Merlot Vampire Vineyards - Paso Robles, California. Only...
A Broken Heart Is Like A Broken Mirror, Its Better To Leave It Broken Rather...– Anonomous
Good Day Vampire And Humans
Good Day Vampire And Humans, come down to Fangtasia because we have some really good specials on. Even if it’s just that you have come down to dance, you always leave with a bite. *winks*